Wednesday, July 23, 2014

7/21 Boston
 we learned all about safe sex and consent
 and proceeded to practice none of it
7/22 New Haven
 new turks found our new bass
 kyle found some tasty bathroom titties
 mashed potato and bacon pizza b4 we rocked
 INTERCOURSE slayed the 2nd night this tour
 we smashed as many 40z as our tiny arms could muster
we went to the birthplace of the birgir in new haven
 and that meat was fuckin raw
7/23 NYC
 cheap booze with complementary pizza, yes plz
 RVA audio wizard dave watkins was up in this bitch
straight up RVA reunion with Dumb Waiter
 pretty amateur move tristan
b-day boi joey and the gang... cant wait to spank Night Idea
 ya heard

Monday, July 21, 2014


 kyle feeds jon delicious donuts on his shift
 fully prepared, they rock
 the morning after, we counted our wad of cash and hit the road
 lu found his soulmate
 Intercourse (CT) rock hard as fuck and showed us what to look forward too in New Haven
 In Circles (Long Island)
 Intercourse has some pretty rad tats, like this one of Courtney Love's face
 Fart City got us drunk

 Lu was the first one asleep and the last one up, way to go bud
 9am beer before we hit the road
 moments before we got asked to leave this restaurant 
 Lu is working on his solo album, cover first

 Lu dogs c-bun collection is growing rapidly
We sat and enjoyed nature, but tonight we rock...

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Summer Tour Dates w/ Navi

July 2014 Tour w/ Navi
7/18 Philadelphia PA @ Golden Tea House
7/19 Westerly RI @ Fart City
7/21 Boston MA @ Neverland
7/22 New Haven CT @ Three Sheets
7/23 NYC   
7/24 NYC 
7/25 Harrisonburg VA @ Crayola House
7/26 Roanoke VA @ Leftovers
7/27 Richmond VA @ Banditos

More information HERE

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Thursday, April 10, 2014


we were invited into town with cheap piss beer
 and our name in lights

louis got a good cold hard look into his future

 we hit the lynx with our good pals Lyxxt and Farguss

this scary man kept us warm at night

#1 dunk team DUMB WAITER killin. luv ya'll

fellow virginianites YOU'RE JOVIAN might have been a personal highlight

big shout out to Lil Huffy, Malatese, Crayola,
all the Bad Grrrlz
Blue Nile, Springtime, the man himself Project P and
all h-birgirs